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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via myfreakingfuckeduplife)

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(via captaintauriels)

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

"Did you beat that game?"

"No but I watched someone on YouTube do it so I feel like I did."

(via angelsontheearth)

iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

(via myfreakingfuckeduplife)

ellendegeneres:

Jamie Foxx, Andrew Garfield and Spiderman tWitch get down with our audience.

ellendegeneres:

Jamie Foxx, Andrew Garfield and Spiderman tWitch get down with our audience.

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via i-did-pass-science)

camcyon:

fave fave fave

(via chhheeewwwa)

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

(via myfreakingfuckeduplife)

pushed-too-far:

downwith-perfection:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.

Phone died: this gif.

Failed a test: this gif.

Period: this gif.

Lots of homework: this gif.

I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

My life: this gif.

(via asdfghjkllove)

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

(via asdfghjkllove)