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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(via captaintauriels)

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

"Did you beat that game?"

"No but I watched someone on YouTube do it so I feel like I did."

(via angelsontheearth)

iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

(via myfreakingfuckeduplife)

ellendegeneres:

Jamie Foxx, Andrew Garfield and Spiderman tWitch get down with our audience.

ellendegeneres:

Jamie Foxx, Andrew Garfield and Spiderman tWitch get down with our audience.

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via i-did-pass-science)

camcyon:

fave fave fave

(via chhheeewwwa)

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

(via myfreakingfuckeduplife)

pushed-too-far:

downwith-perfection:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.

Phone died: this gif.

Failed a test: this gif.

Period: this gif.

Lots of homework: this gif.

I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

My life: this gif.

(via asdfghjkllove)

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

(via asdfghjkllove)

Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are
 Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via cultivate-solitude)

(via sempeturnal)

zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase ‘L’ or an uppercase ‘i’ youll never know

(via asdfghjkllove)